pondelok 9. februára 2004

Timbuktu

A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a quiz show. After answering all the normal questions, they were neck-and-neck with the same number of points and the quizmaster had to set a deciding question. The question was, to compose a rhyme in 5 minutes including the word "Timbuktu".

After 5 minutes, the priest presented his poem:
I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu...

The audience was thrilled and celebrated the churchman as the certain winner. However, the Aussi stepped forward and recited:

When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two...

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